[deepshowerthoughts]

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

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[etica]

🌽: why did the tomato blush
🍅: why
🌽: because he saw the salad dressing
🍅: lol
girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

[filmeditors]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[beyoncescock]

this is stronger than most relationships

[aubscares]

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena]

so casual i love it

[themorbidmedic]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[lambrini-socialism]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[peony-peachh]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[jover2013]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[meanplastic]

[hotwhiteguy]

Promoted

[penis-hilton]

Danielle is living in 3018

[mrdsc1010]

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

Originally posted by heartshapedglassesxo

[zombiebrainsoup]

[asiareneebelike]

wtf

[snatchedweaves]

[noirkvn]

This entire gif stressed me out

[alexernst]

amazing

[nessamiibo]

[dandalf-thegay]

yeah can I get a uhhhh

[the-sith-ari]

[axngelic-princess]

You ever meet someone who is the human version of the sun and every time ur with them u just feel so warm

[memes--memes]

[cobbor]